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Alpha Lim
Life is flux, but one thing I keep returning to is the Word. I play with words for fun and profit.

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PIC: It's hard to stay focused in Rootz's toilet. #IamRojak

Walls adorned with skimpily clad women.
Women's toilet walls covered with skimpily clad men.
Which raises a conundrum. Where do gay and lesbian people go?

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Posted 2 months ago

PIC: @alphalim in bordello

So, Adeline went into the "intimates" department at Robinsons. I was pushing Seth in his stroller and carrying a sheetload of shopping bags. 
The salesgirl helpfully said, "Ada tempat duduk dalam sana," i.e., there's a seating area in there. 
"There", being the area outside the fitting rooms. 
"Seating area", being this plush purple giant ottoman with sophisticatedly bored near-naked fake women lounging around. 

You enter the area through velvety black curtains heavy with tassels. 
You go in and see ornate furnishings. 
You see impossibly shapely females posing suggestively. 

Underwear shopping sure is different for women. 
Us guys walk down the aisle, pick up a box. Like shopping for breakfast cereal. 
None of this pseudo-brothel vibe. 

Girls like to play dress-up, I guess! 
Filed under  funny   haha   lingerie   randomness   Robinsons   sexy  
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Posted 5 months ago

VID: New Theme Song for My Blog - courtesy of @redsheep

via sexypilgrim.com

YAVV: Yet Another Viral Video.

Recommended by @redsheep to my blog.
"You're Welcome" - geddit? ;).

Thanks, Rachel.

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Posted 7 months ago
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