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What do women want? What do men want?

What do women want? They want men. 

Even those who hate men, hate men because men failed to live up to their expectations of what men should be. 

Men should be strong yet harmless. Yet, they must be strong enough to do harm, otherwise what would that strength be but a sham? And yet they must be harmless, for to refrain from doing harm is another form of strength. 

Women want a man who is unpredictably dependable. Or, dependable in his unpredictability. Most of all, women want a man who makes them want him without them having to acknowledge so. Thus what women want in men is complex, subtle and multifarious. 

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What do men want? 

They want a hot woman. 

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"Artificial Virginity Hymen is created from Kyoto, Japan at 1993."

Artificial Virginity Hymen is created from Kyoto, Japan at 1993. it was first introduced to the locals, then it gets famous and spread to Thailand at 1995 and now available in South East Asia, South Asia and in the Middle East countries. It is mainly made of natural albumin, medical use inflation element and water-soluble base medicinal preparation which have no side effect. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groan, you will pass through undetectable.

This bit of Engrish had me literally lol. I'm sorry for the Egyptians' troubles, but this excerpt is hilarious.

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