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pic: MANHOOD BIG SIZE

Also stumbled upon while I was walking my neighbourhood. Manhood! Big Size! (The white circle on the card says, "XXL".) 

I know some people depend on the labels they wear to compensate for their self-esteem. But this is just too much. Manhood! Big Size! 

You know what? Let me dig up something for you. A book I once read. Hang on. 

Okay, here it is: 

Good God, I just realised the subtitle. I suppose it is hard for families to survive ... without maximised manhood. 

Okay, enough of that. Back to our regular scheduled programming. I think. 

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Posted 8 days ago

PIC: Which one of these does not belong?

I caught this movie poster at a video store in 1 Utama. It's a Korean movie version of "Boys Before Flower" / "F4" / whatever.
Every single one of these men-boys looks prettier than the girl.
What on earth is wrong with these people?
Some people need a bitchslap, and it's not the girl.

Filed under  boymen   femininity   Korean   masculinity   men   women  
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Posted 4 months ago

What do women want? What do men want?

What do women want? They want men. 

Even those who hate men, hate men because men failed to live up to their expectations of what men should be. 

Men should be strong yet harmless. Yet, they must be strong enough to do harm, otherwise what would that strength be but a sham? And yet they must be harmless, for to refrain from doing harm is another form of strength. 

Women want a man who is unpredictably dependable. Or, dependable in his unpredictability. Most of all, women want a man who makes them want him without them having to acknowledge so. Thus what women want in men is complex, subtle and multifarious. 

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What do men want? 

They want a hot woman. 
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Posted 8 months ago
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