"You're Welcome." - Filed under 'humor'

PIC: Man in red boxers caught cheating

via smilepanic.com

I just had to share this with you.
Anyone know whether it's authentic?

Filed under adultery funny humor humour image

0 Comments

Loading mentions Retweet

Posted 6 months ago

Don't always give 'em what they want

see more song memes

Filed under funny geekery humor humour infographic

0 Comments

Loading mentions Retweet

Posted over 2 years ago

I love a little geek humour now and then

see more song memes

Filed under funny geekery humor humour infographic

0 Comments

Loading mentions Retweet

Posted over 2 years ago

Some funny classified ads

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES:
(Unique breed: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.)

FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super-Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat... been out a while.
Better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer - $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie

AND THE BEST ONE:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.

Filed under ads funny humor humour writing

0 Comments

Loading mentions Retweet

Posted over 2 years ago

Save the world from quotation mark abuse

The Blog of Unnecessary Quotation Marks

a tragically funny look at the serious business of punctuation and typography.

Filed under design funny humor humour typography

0 Comments

Loading mentions Retweet

Posted over 2 years ago

Biblical events as reported by today's media

On Red Sea crossing:
WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE
Enforcement Officials Killed While Pursuing Unruly Mob

On David vs. Goliath:
HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION OF RELIEF TROOPS
Psychologist Questions Significance of Rock Used as Weapon

On the prophet Elijah on Mt. Carmel:
FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS ACTIVIST INTO FRENZY
400 Killed In Unprovoked Attack

On the birth of Christ:
HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS EJECTED FROM SHELTER
Animal Rights Advocates Enraged by Insensitive Couple

On feeding the 5,000:
LAY PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH
Disciples Mystified Over Behavior

On healing the 10 lepers:
QUACK PREYS ON TERMINALLY ILL
Authorities Investigating Use of Non-traditional Medical Procedure

On healing of the two demon-possessed men in Gadarenes:
MADMAN CAUSES STAMPEDE
Local Farmer Faces Bankruptcy After Loss of Hogs

On raising Lazarus from the dead:
ITINERANT PREACHER RAISES STINK
Will Now Being Contested by Lawyers of Heirs

Tags: funny, jokes.

Filed under Bible funny humor humour

0 Comments

Loading mentions Retweet

Posted over 2 years ago

Fwd: 06.27: A Pun Funny - 2

PUNS 'R US, part 2

~ Without geometry, life is pointless.

~ When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

~ Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.

~ When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

~ A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

~ What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

~ In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

~ A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

~ Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

~ When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

~ The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

~ A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

~ A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.

~ A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

~ A plateau is a high form of flattery.

~ The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

~ Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

~ When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

~ Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

today'sTHOT============================

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

=======================================

PASS IT ON!
Yeah, you can send this Funny to anybody you want. And, if you're REAL nice, you'll tell them where you got it! www.mikeysFunnies.com

===============================

http://www.mikeysFunnies.com

MIKEY'S FUNNIES is brought to you by...
Mike Atkinson @ http://www.uneekNet.com ... helping organizations succeed on the web

We sent you this recurring mailing because you either directly subscribed to the list, signed up on our website, or emailed a request to be subscribed to Mikey's Funnies.

We DO NOT rent, sell, or share your email address with any company, organization or individual, sacred or secular. And, subscribing will not result in more spam. We guarantee it!

~ Donate to support the Funnies:
http://www.mikeysFunnies.com/donate.html

~ Advertise in Mikey's Funnies:
http://www.mikeysFunnies.com/advertise/

~ To unsubscribe, click the List-Unsubscribe address shown above in the header or email:
funnies-unsubscribe@lists.mikeysFunnies.com

~ To subscribe, email:
funnies-subscribe@lists.mikeysFunnies.com

~ Questions/problems? Contact us:
http://www.mikeysFunnies.com/contact.html

--
Is church jargon necessary for spiritual formation?
http://tinyurl.com/yto4ks
--
Spiritual Abuse: Spiritual Direction's Deathly Counterfeit
http://tinyurl.com/2wbrse
--
And we who remain shall eat together
http://tinyurl.com/32e348
--

Filed under funny humor humour punny puns

0 Comments

Loading mentions Retweet

Posted over 3 years ago

Fwd: 06.26: A Pun Funny - 1

PUNS 'R US, part 1

~ A good pun is its own reword.

~ Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.

~ A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

~ A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

~ My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.

~ Dijon vu: The same mustard as before.

~ I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.

~ A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

~ Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

~ I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

~ I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

~ Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

~ Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

~ Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

~ Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

~ Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

~ A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

~ Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

~ Acupuncture is a jab well done.

today'sTHOT============================

Why do "tug" boats push their barges?

=======================================

PASS IT ON!
Yeah, you can send this Funny to anybody you want. And, if you're REAL nice, you'll tell them where you got it! www.mikeysFunnies.com

===============================

http://www.mikeysFunnies.com

MIKEY'S FUNNIES is brought to you by...
Mike Atkinson @ http://www.uneekNet.com ... helping organizations succeed on the web

We sent you this recurring mailing because you either directly subscribed to the list, signed up on our website, or emailed a request to be subscribed to Mikey's Funnies.

We DO NOT rent, sell, or share your email address with any company, organization or individual, sacred or secular. And, subscribing will not result in more spam. We guarantee it!

~ Donate to support the Funnies:
http://www.mikeysFunnies.com/donate.html

~ Advertise in Mikey's Funnies:
http://www.mikeysFunnies.com/advertise/

~ To unsubscribe, click the List-Unsubscribe address shown above in the header or email:
funnies-unsubscribe@lists.mikeysFunnies.com

~ To subscribe, email:
funnies-subscribe@lists.mikeysFunnies.com

~ Questions/problems? Contact us:
http://www.mikeysFunnies.com/contact.html

--
Is church jargon necessary for spiritual formation?
http://tinyurl.com/yto4ks
--
Spiritual Abuse: Spiritual Direction's Deathly Counterfeit
http://tinyurl.com/2wbrse
--
And we who remain shall eat together
http://tinyurl.com/32e348
--

Filed under funny humor humour punny puns

0 Comments

Loading mentions Retweet

Posted over 3 years ago

A clever, funny headline

You've got to love this headline:

Judge aims to have pants suit ironed out next week

it's about a malicious lawsuit launched against a mom and pop laundry in the States.

that's some clever writing right there.

and kudos to CNN for having a sense of humour!

Filed under funny humor humour punny puns

0 Comments

Loading mentions Retweet

Posted over 3 years ago

A Car-Like Automobile: More Funny Sayings

I think that was a Jaguar. It had a leopard-like creature on the bonnet.
—Adeline, 2005

Filed under funny humor humour quotation quote spoonerism

0 Comments

Loading mentions Retweet

Posted over 4 years ago

"You’re Welcome."

Search My Posterous

Subscribe

PIC: Man in red boxers caught cheating

Don't always give 'em what they want

I love a little geek humour now and then

Some funny classified ads

Save the world from quotation mark abuse

Biblical events as reported by today's media

Fwd: 06.27: A Pun Funny - 2

Fwd: 06.26: A Pun Funny - 1

A clever, funny headline

A Car-Like Automobile: More Funny Sayings