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PIC: "Give your child a brigth future by select a best tutor!" #Malaysia #Engrish @mahyuni

When you select "a best" tutor, your child will have a brigth future.

What is brigth? It is better than bright. It is bright to the nth power.

Kindly call a best tutor today!

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They made a *huge* mistake on this woman's CD cover.

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Curious, I google Ris Low and unearth a gem of a reader's comment. Thanks @mikefoong and @avalanchelynn!

I think Ris can call it a day! With this kind of standard represent S’pore in December contest will be a laughing stocks. Think carefully what will be result if she still around. The whole world will think that is the kind of standard in S’pore and think that S’pore got no other better choices.

With this kind of England want to comment and talk bad Ris Low, ah? (I stumbled upon the comment above, on an article about Ris Low.) Introspect much? Recognise irony at all?

Interest piqued by @mikefoong's tweet from his new home in Singapore, I went and googled Ris Low to see what the fuss was about.

Turns out I had chanced upon one of her interviews prior to her being crowned Miss Singapore (I think it was linked by @avalanchelynn). It was painful to watch.

So, okay - she's guilty of credit card fraud and very bad English. These are undeniable facts. The others may be arguable. But if good English is a prerequisite to representing Singapore on the world stage, then she's disqualified.

But, please, lah. If you blog commenter feller want to comment her so bad at least you make sure you ownself can speak the Engrand ploperly, can a not?

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"Artificial Virginity Hymen is created from Kyoto, Japan at 1993."

Artificial Virginity Hymen is created from Kyoto, Japan at 1993. it was first introduced to the locals, then it gets famous and spread to Thailand at 1995 and now available in South East Asia, South Asia and in the Middle East countries. It is mainly made of natural albumin, medical use inflation element and water-soluble base medicinal preparation which have no side effect. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groan, you will pass through undetectable.

This bit of Engrish had me literally lol. I'm sorry for the Egyptians' troubles, but this excerpt is hilarious.

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HTC wants you to "create a phones" and speak Engrish

Don't you find people who nitpick on grammar annoying? 

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2 things I have learned today

Ma Ting Lu Der - Martin Luther
Micah Foong - Microphone

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Bedding for a Violent World

Withstands up to 450 threats!

(They meant to say "450 thread count", of course.)

Spotted at Ikano Power Centre earlier this evening.

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