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The French government is debating a law requiring all Photoshopped images in advertising to come with disclaimers stating that said images have indeed been 'shopped.
This is to protect little girls from thinking that those impossibly beautiful women are actually real.
The law should also prove beneficial for adolescent males.
FREE PUPPIES:
(Unique breed: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.)
FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super-Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat... been out a while.
Better be a reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer - $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie
AND THE BEST ONE:
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.
